Re: ENGLISH is so important

by Kino Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:15 am

sok chun = cantonese like to use

by xiao jayjay Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:26 pm

cun~~
hahahahahahaa

by hOnGzAi Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:21 pm

Kino wrote:what u mean chun man?

chun = cun.. malay like to use de....

by Kino Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:30 pm

what u mean chun man?

by xiao jayjay Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:29 pm

walao, chun man kino~
damm nice story~

by CloudStrife Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:28 pm

a ppl will become smart and smart by not stop learning and trying!!!

by Kino Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:20 pm

SergexPin wrote:I'm smart minded xD
Mwahahahaha.. Just kidding... Normal only

yea, you're . but try to accept what people points , u will more smart What a Face

by SergexPin Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:11 pm

I'm smart minded xD
Mwahahahaha.. Just kidding... Normal only

by Kino Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:58 pm

i am dirty mind ... but you're..... tiny mind.

by hOnGzAi Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:52 am

SergexPin wrote:LoL'ed...
Where you find this kind of stuff >_>

dont ask la... see ah huang face also know ady la...
dirty mind..

by SergexPin Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:57 am

LoL'ed...
Where you find this kind of stuff >_>

by hOnGzAi Mon Nov 03, 2008 12:09 am

nice ar....

by Kino Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:49 pm

One day, a Mat Salleh from USA arrived at KLIA Airport.
After he checked out from the customs,
he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one.

When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance.
When he was about to enter the toilet,
the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok").
The Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA
they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet?
So he said "no" but the lady insisted.
Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her.

The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay),
but the Mat Salleh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!"
So he asked, "Now? Here?"
The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English.

The Mat Salleh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he
stripped the lady and made love to her..
The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay),
and the Mat Salleh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!"

He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck them.
The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay).
The Mat Salleh misunderstood again. "Too HARD?
OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the Mat Salleh replied.
Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help,
"TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!"
The Mat Salleh replied, "Not too long, just 6 inches only."

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